When we were growing up, we were afraid of Big Brother watching us. Now with Obama, we actually HAVE a brother watching us.
Happy birthday to the president’s daughter Sasha, who is 12 years old. For her birthday, her father gave her Justin Bieber’s phone records.
Late Show with David Letterman, Monday June 10, 2013
Last year there was some trouble at the White House’s Easter egg hunt. One kid looking for eggs turned up Obama’s birth certificate.
Late Show with David Letterman, Wednesday March 27, 2013