A Catholic bishop from Massachusetts was arrested for drunk driving. He told the cop, “I’m a bishop. I’m supposed to move diagonally.”
Conan, Monday May 6, 2013
As you know, the Pope stepped down today. There’s a lot of cardinals running for this Pope position. Some of the slogans are pretty catchy. My favorite: “Yes, We Vati-can.”
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Thursday February 28, 2013
They’re going to miss Pope Benedict. He’s very underrated. This is the guy who wanted to replace Communion wafers with unlimited bread sticks.
Late Show with David Letterman, Wednesday February 20, 2013
The Vatican said that as soon as the Pope resigns, he will no longer be infallible. The Vatican said it’s the same thing that happened to Oprah.
Conan, Wednesday February 13, 2013
Breaking centuries of precedent, Pope Benedict XVI retires from the papacy. Samantha Bee investigates the crisis of faith that forced Pope Benedict XVI into early retirement.
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Monday February 11, 2013