When we were growing up, we were afraid of Big Brother watching us. Now with Obama, we actually HAVE a brother watching us.
A new report reveals that Mexico has replaced the United States as the world’s fattest nation. In fact, Mexicans now are trying to cross the border just to ask, “Are you going to finish that?”
Conan, Monday July 8, 2013
Paula Deen’s book isn’t even out yet and it’s already number one on Amazon. And at the bottom of the sales page it says, “Customers who like this book may also like Alabama in the 1950s.”
Conan, Monday June 27, 2013
Marco Rubio announced a new bill that would require immigrants to learn English to become citizens. Many Americans already say it’s the goodest news they have heard all year.
Conan, Monday May 6, 2013
Happy birthday to the president’s daughter Sasha, who is 12 years old. For her birthday, her father gave her Justin Bieber’s phone records.
Late Show with David Letterman, Monday June 10, 2013
A new report claims that almost half of Justin Bieber’s 37 million Twitter followers are fake. Even more disturbing: The other half is real.
Conan, Wednesday April 10, 2013